make me your villain
make me your villain
entj ; the commander.
the mortal instruments has taken over my life. reading isn't a hobby anymore, it's an addiction that has no form of rehabilitation.

dunflower:

Hey guys just a heads up that the new Instagram update lets people know when you screenshot their photos pls spread the word about this update so nobody gets into any awkward situations that could be avoided

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+ jfc
Anonymous:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc-deactivated20151108:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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clarkesbellmy:

YA LITERATURE MEME deaths [2/4] » max lightwood (the mortal instruments)

“There they were, the Lightwoods: Maryse with her arms around Isabelle, who was sobbing, and Robert Lightwood sitting on the ground and holding something–no, someone, and Clary thought of the first time she had seen Max, at the Institute, lying limp and asleep on a couch, his glasses knocked askew and his hand trailing along the floor. He can sleep anywhere, Jace had said, and he almost looked as if he were sleeping now, in his fathers lap, but Clary knew he wasn’t.”

Me: hoe don't do it
Sarah J Maas: [kills Sam]
Me: oh my gOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS NOT OKAY

stydiaislove:

Leaving Pawnee. Come back soon.

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

aaronpaauls-deactivated20141206:

Marie Avgeropoulos

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